Wanted:

Married Hispanic Female seeking a long-lasting, flexible partner to spend fun-filled and serious time with. Must be dark, fabulously rich, and willing to deal with all my baggage.

Hello lover! Ooooo! You look scrumptious!

Lucky!

Today I ran into a lady coworker from years past. We exchanged small talk. I walked away so astounded I had to call Kimmie ...first, b/c I couldn't remember this gal's name, and 2nd, I had to process. Process this: Said lady coworker has no children (she got married shortly before leaving the co), has not worked for 2 years. In her words "I just hang out all day". Lucky! (said in napleon dymanite tone). How can I get that gig?